You know what I like about Baylor? There are a whole lot of REALLY HOOTTTTT...sidewalks.
"I am going to officially restart the taking down of quotes on the quote page." -Aaron 10/31/00
"I think a girl who can break your neck in 3 seconds flat if she wants to is very sexy." -Dave 10/30/00
"Ya know, this place IS big enough for the both of us, but I hate sharing." -Bruce Cambell 10/31/00
"It is easy to stand out when the general competance level is so low." -Star Trek 11/1/00
"The Xybots are all over the place!!" -Aaron 11/5/00
"My name is Captain Ace Gunn, and I will kill all Xybots!"
"...And on this trip to the Netherlands, we will be taking at least one weekend trip to
Amsterdam. And before you ask that question, NO! we will not be going to the red light
district." Mrs. Fry 11/5/00
"Man- I would have to start getting some pigeons and strapping floppy disks to them to get a little bandwidth." -Chris
1/24/01
"It doesn't matter if you look like an idiot if you are doging bullets." -Dr. Poucher
"Need a date to carnival of games?" -Aaron
"HA HA ha. That's a good one." -Tiffany 1-18-02
"I have come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind. Or perhaps, a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection."
"OH DUDE!!!! I've got a great idea!!" -Aaron
"oh dear..." -Chris
"oh God...." -Jason 1/27/02
"There's nothing wrong with getting popcorn with your tounge." -Aaron
"And that's why you are single, Aaron." -Kenna 1/27/02
"How would you rate yourself on how good you look in spandex, [name removed by request of the spandex wearer]." -Lee 2/20/02
He who lives in a glass house, should always get dressed in the basement. -fortune cookie
You'll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend. -fortune cookie
Aaron: another good strategy
Chris: (I am taking notes...go ahead)
Aaron: well,
Aaron: it requires there to be a desireable programming girl there
Chris: hmm
Chris: I am screwed then
Aaron: but on some stop to chat with her
Aaron: you ask about what she is working on
Aaron: and what the current problem is
Aaron: and say
Aaron: OH,
Aaron: I know how to fix that!
Aaron: and proceed to help her out
Aaron: thus "working" while workin' it 9/25/2003
Aaron: ha ha. yeah I spent just about all of my money over the last week or so
Chris: oh goodness man
Chris: what on?
Chris: gambling??????????
Aaron: rent, furniture, stuff for the apt,
Aaron: the trip,
Aaron: hotels, gas
Aaron: it was crazy man
Chris: sounds like it
Aaron: Yeah, those prostitutes in Las Vegas are expensive.
[11:05]
Chris: yep - before you know it, I'll have a 17 year old bride and a baby and the girls you know will be yelling at me
[11:05] Aaron: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhHHHH!!!!!
[11:06] Chris: I was just kidding about the bride/baby thing, man
[11:06] Chris: .....
[11:06] Aaron: I am glad
[11:06] Chris: ...she's actually 16
"It would probably be faster if you just loaded that file into a hex editor, called me on the phone and read me the bits." Aaron a long time ago
"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?" -unknown
[12:49] Shannon: well, i finally found the septic tank inspection paper!
[12:49] Shannon: mom will be very happy about that...
Garage-mah-hal - The new Baylor parking garage with pointy spires everywhere
"Everything with Aaron is always either seductive or dangerous." -Kenna 11/8/03
"Sure I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king.... But in my own way,
I am king. Hail to the king, baby." -Ash
"Yeah, my sister will be coming to Baylor in the Fall." Chris Kennedy
"Oh really? Oooh I can't wait to hit on her!! What does she look like??" Aaron
"Oh geez. She's just the girl version of me." Chris
"Eeew. That's not very appealing...." Aaron 4/99
"Man Chris I've gotta tell ya-- Your sister is HHHOT! She's a FOX!" Francis 9/1/99
"You guys are pathetic." Chris 9/1/99
"I see that many of you are senior religion majors in this class. Some of you are probably
expecting to graduate soon.... heh heh heh. I guess we'll see about that, won't we?"
Dr. Bennett, Religion, Baylor University 8/25/99
"I think I'm gonna drop my religion class tomorrow morning." Aaron 8/25/99
"Curbing" - source of entertainment that involves driving over curbs (preferably in a large meaty truck)
and yelling after running over each curb.
-coined by Francis Fappiano 9/8/99
"Toenail Steak" - aka Penland Chuckwagon Steak
"Would you like a ride to band today, Liz?" Francis
"No thanks, I think I'll ride my bike today. But if you want, I'll let you run alongside me while I ride." Liz 9/13/99
"I only wanted to be a moderately intelligent monkey who wears a suit. That's why I'm
transferring to the business school!!" -some monkey on Futurama 10/3/99
"Did you know that the best way to cure hypothermia is to get naked and crowd together?
Your body warms up using each others' body heat."
Yeah, I think someone told me that before." -Amanda and Natalie
"Brrrr. I think I'm starting to get a little chilly in here...." -Aaron 10/10/99
"Half of South Russell saw my butt this morning." -Jason 10/13/99
"As soon as that pipsqueak makes one wrong move, I'll be all over her like flies on
very SEDUCTIVE manure." -Zap Brannigan
"OOOOOooooohhh I hope this bread doesn't have any mold on it..... I hope i hope i hope!!....
YES!! No mold!" -Aaron 11/22/99
"We OWN Hard Drivin'!!!" -Aaron 12/2/99
"I hate those movies where the main character uses HORRIBLE cheesy pickup lines
and it always works on the ladies." -Jeremy 12/7/99
"Now which one was it that you tried on me, Aaron??" -Amanda 12/7/99
"Never shop at a store where they have a return warranty on the underwear." -Brooks 1/24/00
Ghetto HEB- (gett-oh
heeb)- HEB near campus that looks like it belongs in the ghetto
Tajma HEB- (taj-mah heeb)- really nice HEB out at Wooded Acres. takes up approximately four city blocks
Booty Smack- off brand cheap soft drinks which can be bought at the Ghetto HEB or the Tajma HEB
"Does anyone want a some booty smack?" -Dave 2/1/00
"So are you feeling better?"-Jeremy Rogers
"Well, no. I can not feel good while I'm working with C++." -Tanya Bonderenko 2/15/00
"Now where did I put that shutdown procedure chart?" -Walter
"AAAAaaaaaaaaawwwww MAN!!! I wonder why they won't get on my rollercoaster!!" -Chris
2/27/00
"You've just begun the first step of what will be the most challenging test of
intellectual brawn mankind has seen since Deep Blue beat Kasparov at chess. But instead of
assessing your strategic prowess, we're more interested in boobs." -Daily Radar 6/00