#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <unistd.h>

using namespace std;

// List of adjectives
char *adjectiveList[] = {
  "silly",
  "jumping",
  "goofy",
  "red",
};

// List of nouns
char *nounList[] = {
  "cow",
  "cat",
  "car",
  "clown",
};

// List of verbs
char *verbList[] = {
  "runs",
  "hops",
  "jogs",
};

string adjective() {
  // Pretend it takes a little while to think of this part
  usleep(rand() % 2000 * 1000);

  // Return a random phrase.
  return adjectiveList[rand() % (sizeof(adjectiveList) / sizeof(adjectiveList[0])) ];
}

string noun() {
  // Pretend it doesn't tend to take too long for this part
  usleep(rand() % 1000 * 1000);

  // Return a random phrase
  return nounList[rand() % (sizeof(nounList) / sizeof(nounList[0]))];
}

string verb() {
  // Pretend it might take a while to think of this part
  usleep(rand() % 4000 * 1000);

  // Return a random phrase
  return verbList[rand() % (sizeof(verbList) / sizeof(verbList[0]))];
}

int main() {
  // Print out an ad lib
  cout << "The " << adjective() << " "
       << noun() << " "
       << verb() << " to the "
       << noun() << endl;
}